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12:12am October 21, 2014
  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
12:12am October 21, 2014
stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

11:54pm October 20, 2014

b00nat:

beccadex:

fawken:

could u imagine

spending 200$+

opening box

then

image

i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green

yo how many eggs did it take you to hatch that shiny 3ds

11:45pm October 20, 2014

boneycircus:

sailorv:

I CRY EVERY TIME

;_;

11:38pm October 20, 2014

serbruh:

Do you ever listen to a voice and like

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11:38pm October 20, 2014

safria:

dhdingo:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

fUCK

Holy crap they are the same size as the picture
It all makes sense now

11:09pm October 20, 2014

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

image

like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

11:08pm October 20, 2014

ifearnofish:

so 

has anyone found a rare occurrence yet?

11:08pm October 20, 2014
labocat:

labocat:

Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….

In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.

labocat:

labocat:

Uh, so I switched over to SMC, but the south park subtitles stayed….

In case anyone was wondering, it did, in fact, continue.

10:10pm October 20, 2014

ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit

10:09pm October 20, 2014

otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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10:09pm October 20, 2014

itsmemacleod:

If you’re online right now and reading this, you’re great, wonderful, beautiful, intelligent and need to straighten your back out. 

10:09pm October 20, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

10:08pm October 20, 2014

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

10:07pm October 20, 2014
lol-post:

If you get kicked out you can’t say they didn’t warn you lolhttp://lol-post.tumblr.com/

lol-post:

If you get kicked out you can’t say they didn’t warn you lol
http://lol-post.tumblr.com/